This is a story of the laziest cow on the planet.

I own a cow called MooMoo. MooMoo’s job is to plough the fields to provide milk for me.

Unfortunately MooMoo is the world’s laziest cow. I’ve tried many ways to get MooMoo to do work, but unfortunately everything I do is in vain.

I’ve even tried whacking MooMoo with my stick but MooMoo’s hide is too thick to feel any pain.

She just lies down on her favourite spot in the fields, among the flowers and eat her favourite leeks every single day.

When I try to tell MooMoo to move her big cow butt and get working, she gives me the finger.

It’s really frustrating!

One day, a weird green haired girl saw me trying to get MooMoo to budge from her spot.

She said that my methods were lame and useless and she could do a better job.

She convinced me to leave the job of getting MooMoo to move up to her.

And so I left MooMoo with the green haired girl and went back to my farm.

*nom nom nom*

This is a piece of cake. I am the BEST musician in za whole wide warudo.

Everyone loves my music!

All this cow needs is some motivating music and she will be up and mooing in no time!

♪♬.♫♬..♪♬.♫♬.♬♪..♬♫♬…♬♪….♬♫..♪♪

How was it my dear cow? Is that good music or what? Are you ready to move?

ZZzzzzzz….zzzzzz…zzzz

ZZzzzzzz….zzzzzz…zzzz

 

No worries, I’m sure I can play my bestest song and with my assistants, mini-miku and domo-kun, I will play a song that will make this lazy cow work wake up and move!
Everyone whom I’ve played this song to LOVES this song and always dances to it!

♪♬.♫♬..♪♬.♫♬.♬♪..♬♫♬…♬♪….♬♫..♪♪

♪♬.♫♬..♪♬.♫♬.♬♪..♬♫♬…♬♪….♬♫..♪♪

♪♬.♫♬..♪♬.♫♬.♬♪..♬♫♬…♬♪….♬♫..♪♪

 

A while later……..

WHY ARE YOU STILL ASLEEP?!!!! Wasn’t the song superb?! Isn’t my music good enough for a cow? Why aren’t you DANCING?!

Just then, MooMoo started to stretch!

It must be my awesome music that woke the cow up!

Dream on you irritating green haired noise maker. The reason I woke up is because……..

…. my backside was itchy and I needed to scratch it. Please don’t make so much noise when I’m sleeping next time!

I’m going to nomnom on some leeks now, let me eat in peace, thank you!

NOISE?!!!!!!!! MY MUSIC IS NOISE?!!!!!!

*nom nom nom*

MooMoo, where are you? It’s time to come back home.

Please come back home, I’m not angry with you anymore!

 

END

 

 

For those who are wondering, the story is an adaptation of a Chinese proverb called “对牛弹琴”.

In a nutshell, it refers to wasting effort on someone who does not appreciate or understand what is being done for him or her. Poor Miku (weird green haired girl) couldn’t realise that it wasn’t her music that was terribad, but it was MooMoo’s inability to appreciate her music.

Here are the pics of how MooMoo was made!